This bill, will allow people to kill, read CAP, their neighbor’s pet and TRADE the carcass in on Carbon Tax Credits. At the present time it is uncertain what the actual dollar amount will be per pet mailed to Washington as it will be on a sliding scale with large active dogs being worth more than lazy kittens because of their potential for Carbon Dioxide release into the Atmosphere. It should be known that although aquariums will be on the bottom of the scale they will still be eligible for Carbon Tax Credits.
Not only will the neighbor’s pets be eligible, but road kill, hunted game animals, and animals trapped or poisoned at the home will all provide the diligent collector with plenty of Tax Credits so that BO’s – The President dream of tax reductions for everyone except the Uber Rich will become a reality. Hunters are already planning excursions to the artic for baby seal hunts, polar bear hunts, as well as reindeer and caribou. Conservative estimates indicate that within 10 years, the entire body of carbon emmiting animals could be eliminated above the Artic Circle, allowing it to return to its pristine state never before known.
While not eligible for full credits, abortion clinics will be able to claim partial carbon credits for each fetus successfully aborted. This will generate in the neighborhood of $215 billion dollars annually in tax credits. Hospitals will be able to claim a 1/8 credit for patients who die in surgery or through complications while the attending physician will also be able to claim 1/8 credit. The granting of partial credits only is to ensure that the doctors and hospitals continue to do everything within their power to keep patients alive.
While currently not enjoyed by many city dwellers, hunting is expected to grow in popularity as people become aware of the tremendous amount of dollars available to successful hunters. In the South alone, it is expected to provide upwards of $600 billion annually for the next 5-7 years and then start tapering off as wildlife counts start to dwindle. While not as lucrative, rat hunting in the major urban areas is expected to be a true growth industry for at least 10 years as more people get into the sport.
In a related story, legislation to strip Americans of their right to bear arms is being put on the slow track as thoughts are being bandied about in Washington on issuing permits to everyone who isn’t in jail at this current time.
A new day is dawning in America
But that’s just My Arrogant Opinion
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